Are there any carpet carpet cleaning jokes no one knows?
There are some carpet carpet layer jokes no one knows ( to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these carpet carpet cleaning puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Are there any clean carpet mat dad jokes for teens?
Those of you who have teens can tell them clean carpet mat dad jokes. There are also carpet puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls. So I was walking by a council flat the other day when I saw this Arab guy shaking a carpet.
Do men really clean less than women?
View more comments Traditional gender roles are being turned on their head from the workplace to child-rearing, but when it comes to cleaning the numbers show that men are seriously slacking. Apparently the average woman cleans for 12,896 hours in her lifetime, while the average man cleans for only 6,448.
Are there any memes that make Mr Clean proud?
So for all the procrastinators or cleaning fiends who need a break from washing, dusting, organizing, and other household chores, Bored Panda has compiled a list of hilarious cleaning memes that would make Mr. Clean proud.
So, my 3 year old cousin was over this morning
I needed to grab a quick shower as I let him watch cartoons in the living room. When I came out, there was black permanent marker all over my 55 inch TV screen. I LITERALLY FREAKED OUT. Does anyone know what is best used to clean blood out of a carpet?
LPT Request: My 2 year old son drew in permanent marker all over the walls
So I took a shower earlier today and left my 2 year old son in the living room with the TV on thinking he would be ok. I come out 20 minutes later and he covered the entire living room in green permanent marker that he somehow got a hold of. As you can imagine, I flipped out and immediately ran to the store to buy cleaning supplies.
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady
He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes. In the middle the room, under the carpet, was a bump. "No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack smokes," he said to himself. He proceeded to get out his hammer and flattened the hump. As he was cleaning up, the lady came in.
Cleaning Jokes One-liners
It is really hard to keep our houses clean! So, just relax and read our one-liner jokes about cleaning your room.
Dirty Cleaning Jokes and Cleaning Puns
Dirty cleaning jokes that you can also share with kids. We also have clean adult jokes for you to enjoy.
Funny House Cleaning Jokes by Famous People
Let’s see some cleaning jokes by famous people. These better be funny!
Summary: Cleaning Jokes for Kitchen to Toilet
Found your favourite joke about cleaning? Are you looking for more jokes? Of course, we have more for you.
Abortions are like stains in my carpet
You don't want them to be seen, and you pay somebody to vacuum them out.
Little Johnny and the Salesman
A salesman knocks on a door. A few seconds later the door opens. Little Johnny is standing there with a bourbon and Coke in one hand and lit cigar in the other hand. The salesman looks at him for a second and then asks "Little boy, is your mommy here?" Johnny flicks some cigar ash on the carpet, rubs it into the carpet with his shoe.
A beautiful woman asked me if the carpet matched the drapes
I told her there was no carpet. . . just hard wood. That's a real dream I had last night. I woke up with more giggles than I should have.
A man walks into a bank and approaches the counter
He yells "This is a fuck-up!" Confused the bank teller asks "Don't you mean stick-up?" The man scuffs his shoes on the carpet and says "No, I've left my gun at home.
The Vacuum Cleaner Salesman
A door to door vacuum salesman visits a house.
My marriage is pretty much like a fairy tale
Every time i try to tell my wife she's a princess she either falls asleep, runs away, or asks me to prove it. and since i don't have a magic carpet or poison apple it's kind of hard...
Flying carpet
So I was walking by a council flat the other day when I saw this Arab guy shaking a carpet. I shouted up, "what's wrong Aladdin, won't it start?."
How much laundry does Cinderella do at Disney World?
Cinderella had the birds and the mice to help her with her laundry, lets hope that all the characters at Disney World are just as helpful, because the magic park washes an average of 285,000 pounds of laundry every single day.
Is the floor covered in clothes?
Sure the floor may be covered in clothes but at least the bed is usually clean - wrong. When you cozy up to your pillow at night, your head isn't the only thing weighing it down. Roughly 10 percent of a pillow's weight is made up of dead mites and their droppings.
